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[170752] Repossess - Truck was about to get repo'ed. Got new tires prior. Took it back to the retailer where I purchased the 2 tires. Got a refund and left the truck.
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[170299] I convinced my friend to get a tattoo - I told my friend it'd be cool if they got a tattoo on the inside of their bottom lip. It looks disgusting.
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[170049] Food Monkey - [mature content] I have to admit...when I get lunch for my coworkers...for example Tom..he's a nice guy...but I jack some of his gyro meet anyways...snag a couple f...
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[170013] Castrated for Cowardice - When I was ten I was afraid to shoot a bear and others who were with me told me I hunt like a girl and castrated me by force, then forced me to bec...
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[169874] CATapult - fucking shot a cat 500 feet in the fucking air. then i threw it against a wall. cut it's tail off. got arrested for animal abuse. went to court. th...
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[169671] dog poo - when i was 5, i really needed to take a shit but couldn't hold it till i got to the bathroom... so i took a shit near my dog's basket and blamed it...
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