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This is discusting. Shame.
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Minging!!!!
Get a life you dweeb!
your weird why would you dothat your sick in the head
hahaha good one
thats freakin sick!
Legendary
lol
you are a sick fuck who obviously has no regard for others
If you are still laughing about what you did then congratulations on still being a pathetic creep. Someone to avoid.
Thats funny dude!!!

Really funny!!!
Aw. That's terrible.
Funny, but cruel.
You need more than something to do, but a purpose to be. That was more than a violation against her, but also to yourself. Look Into That.
So gross. You should be ashamed
some one has some serious problems
u r a real shit yourself.
haha this great!!!! I live on a college campus and the guys floors always smells this would be funny as hell to do and Im a girl
you are so lame that is so not funny ppls probably think you are weired now haha
ew. you're an ass hole.
hail hitler
Do it again and i'll smash you.
You should pray and hope to have a miserable life. When it comes true you'll know you truly deserve it, and you will finally have inner peace.
Actually, I was thinking of doing that too. But I'm afraid they'll call the cops and they'll have my poop tested or something
I am with that is gr8t
your a freak!!!
your a freak!!!
your a freak!!!
your a freak!!!
16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.

20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.

21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."
you are a real antisocial douchebag. if I was in the area at the time I'd have seen the mooky look on your face and beaten you to a bloody pulp.
People don't know how to deal with a little prank...Shit i've done worse....All you people need to loosen up and stop being so fuckin stuck up acting like your perfect...Now we know who likes to kiss ass!!!!!
sick and nasty
HAHAHAHAH THIS IS GREAt NOW GO FUCK YOUR SLEf AND BURN IN HELL
*golf clap* well done sir, well done.
you should really be on medication
you have issues
funny but so discusting!
awesome actually laughed out loud
You have issues. You have issues regarding poo and women. Did your mommy touch your bung holde when you were little or something? Cause I can't understand what in the hell would put the thought in your head let alone cause you to act on it.
One can only hope someone will crap in your mouth while you sleep, that'll shut u up.
LOL that was some funny shit... oops!... lol.. (and I am a girl and even I think it's funny. Not that I'd like a poopy in my clothes, but still... I'm smart enough to not live in a dorm)
funny but a little over the top, just a little haha. i know kids like u bro. i never fall asleep around them
fine u did it and it will come around just wait...
your momma must be so proud she can kill herself.
negro!
I bet this guy didn't even actually do this, but just thought it would be a good one to shock everybody with. So that makes him an even bigger loser.
Hilarious, sounds like something I would do to my brother. And guess what---I'm a girl!
The saddest part of all of this is, I'm sure you just made it up to gross us out.
Screw the haters, that shit was comedy.
wow thats horrible
er, not funny.
thats horrible lol
Yuck ! You might like to read about SCAT...you might have a poop fetish.
I would be traumatized for life is someone did that to me ! It is weird. See a psychiatrist and see if you aren't deranged, it sounds like a weird mental illness, or a personality disorder. Good luck. And, it isn't funny at all, it's scary, very scary.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! 0___o
they could easily test for your dna
people need to shut the fuck up! its collage get a life let loose have some damn fun! i think that was awesome and im a fuckin girl. good job dude thats legendary!
**hanna**
wow funny and creepy and just wrong all at the same time
truly disgusting that's something a monkey would do,i know your not a monkey,so why behave like one that's caged and pissed off.
Seriosly man i no its sick but well done dats the best idea ever
hahaha that's funny. there was this girl who fussed me out in the laundry about some shit and i would of loved to do that to her!! good idea
yuck.
I wonder if when you reflect on this and laugh, if you also think about that girl, and if she had to replace all of her clothes? Could she afford to? Were some of her clothes irreplaceable?

This is funny for a cartoon, and that's about it. If you know anything about Karma, you'll find that girl and send her some money, even if anonymously and maybe save yourself some discomfort in the future. Such as IBS or Colitis, or something equally horrid.
loL
get a life dude
Hahahahaha that's fucking hilarious
haha!! thats real sick actually!!! lol
SO you are that cunt that did that to my laundry! just you wait til i catch you I will shit in your mouth!!

JK

LOL So funny would be ace to do that
Actually, this has happened to me before. Except it was my little brother's poop. He was young and didn't know he pooped in his pants before throwing it into the wash pile u__u. Anyway, all it did really, was dry up an look like a hard brown ball. So I have no idea how that could have happened in your confession.

Unless it was diarrhea :P
excellent
You are my hero. that is the greatest thing i have ever read.
lolz good one!
lol-awsome, completely and irrevocably awesome.
Grow up. Man you have a problem if you think that is funny and still laugh about it. Think about it? Really, there might be something really wrong with you. Normal people don't do this type of stuff.
Next time freeze it then grate it throughout the dorm on a sunny day. Bam.
LOL!! thats so damn nasty but funny....im glad it wasnt my clothes...hmmmm
QUOTE: "You should pray and hope to have a miserable life. When it comes true you'll know you truly deserve it, and you will finally have inner peace. "

Stupid. why would you HOPE to have a miserable life?
that is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard! ha ha ha ha ha.... and funny enough I'm a chik and I find that funny! as long as it neevr happens to me.... good job!
OMG U R MY FUCKING HERO. U R THE MAN AND WHO THE HELL COULD EVER CALL U GROSS. U R NOW A LEDGEND TO ME
nasty bitch
you nasty Dweeb
hahahahha/ thats messed up dude...
..........i think u like poop
Hilarious, you sir are a genius.
Lmao thats so funny. Screw you all, this was funny. You gotta have a real good laugh everyonce in a while. Good on ya.
Very rarely do I get to laugh like this.
OMFG!!! I read this three hours ago, and I'm still laughing my ass off!! You're a GENIUS!!!!!! I wish i had the balls to do this to someone! *AMAZING*
Somebody should stick your face in a toilet full of shit to teach you a lesson.
haha gotta admit thats funny, but come on, putting it in with someone leses clothes is waaaaaay out of order. you should of just put it in an empty drier
if i was the person that u did that 2 i would hunt u down and beat with a pepporni stick til u have indents of pepornis on u!!!!!!!!!!!
rofl ur funneh XD
but shame shame >:[
i gave someone a dirty sanchez once and i took a picture and put it on the internet the website is www.tubgirl.com
that's gross and fucked up and if you ever did that to me i would kill you ...but that's still so fucking funny. haha i would never have the balls to do that
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww..............go to rehab
Sounds like something I would laugh about forever too, and I'm a girl.
You are on sick puppy. If you did that to my clothes I would have cut your dick off.
Haha. Ew. Come on. That's pretty sick... but yeah, hilarious.
Your awesome... you should work for ashton kutcher.. "Wilmer valderama, that's not your Denali filled with shit, you've been punk'd!"
wtf u creep ur retarded and need serious help
Your sir are my hero.
That's great! You should have hidden a camera in the laundry room and post it on YouTube. It's disgusting as hell; however, it's still hilarious! I think I might try something like that, except I'll leave it in one of my bitchy professor's room. :) Ha!
Genius!!!
If I got a hold of you, I'd rub your face in it, then make you wash it all t'ill clean BY HAND!
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read!
Weak. Consult Strong Bad and see why you failed.
lol
the fuck's wrong with you?
Wow... I wish I had the balls to do something like that. :p
omg thats so funny lol
you are such a freakin idiot
thats great. mad props
HELL YEA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I SPIT SODA ALL OVER FUNNY SHIT. I THINK I WILL DO IT TO
Ask yourself why you think it's funny, and then be honest with yourself. Just try it. You may be surprised.
Im never doing laundry at university again
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA fucking classic. dude - funny as shit!
thats fucking hilarious. i would shake your hand, if you'd washed it.
he's a psycho
Your a damn liar. But it could be a good joke for evil people. I bet you never had sex with anyone and can't admit it.
oh man that was hilarious, sick, but absolutely hilarious. If it was a snotty, preppy bitch, I hope she was thoroughly distraught.
My god. I wish I lived on a college campus :( loll
ololololololol
what goes around, cums around
I can't stop laughing!!!!!
It is kinda funny though.......
I would have put it under someones pillow
So when there about to go to bed they kinda curl up and then they reach under their pilow and touch it..................
funny
ah a fellow shit terrorist
epic
what the fuck is wrong with you
That was disrespectful, karma is gonna come back on you.
Oh man.... HAHAHA lol
Priceless... just Priceless...
You're such an ass, not to mention disgusting.
thats messed up u wouldnt like it done to u so dont do it to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...read my horney pee thing
who the fuck comes up with this shit? your sick.
Awesine
so pathetic
hahahaha. oh god i laugh at people who have absolutly no better things to do, than bag someone out about a good prank.
have fun idiots -.-
im 13 :D
one load of clothes thrown away...
if this was my load I would have found out it was you and stole your identity jackin it up with thousands of credit card debt.... buying new clothes!
Lol. Funny, but I would only do it to someone I hate.
Ur sick u need to get slapped up because that's just ridiculous nasty
OMG thats fuckin wrong. ur sick you make me wanna throw up.. omg your probably going to be a serial killer one day... that's the queer shit they do. u fukin sik fuk
what the fuck? you're mad!!! go get a life asshole!
This is a confession site, not a judge site. I laughed so hard when I read this.
hahahahaha...... "you should be ashamed!" Waaahhhh waahhh... you know what dude you shit on more stuff people love.... life sucks have fun at others expense.... shit everywhere thats what i say.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE. GET A LIFE.
your sick.gave a good laugh though.
lol classic
YOU MADE MY DAY ROFLMAO!!!
LOL
classic.
you are a horrible person. u are disgusting and dont give a damn about anyone but your only sorry ass self. shame on you. that joke isnt funny.
You sick twisted, dumb, asshole. I hope it happens to you one day
woah i hope the same thing will happen to YOU too dude. sucker.
First of all, Legendary is right. That's just flat out awesome. Secondly, to the commenter two spots above me, your poop CANNOT be tested to verify identity. Lastly, you have inspired countless ideas that have all brought nothing but horror to those around me and I appreciate and applaud what you have done. 5 out of 5.
Hella Funny but nasty at the same time, id kick your ass if I caught you but laugh if you were doing it to someone, it would be funny if it happened to you
haha thats so funny weird gross wrong but funny
HAHAH!! dude if she was hot u shoulda play the sensitive guy act and get her number.. " what's wrong? why the gloomy face lady?" FUCKING AWESOME!
OK...
i guess im pathetic too b/c i thought that was funny. that's y u dont leave your clothes alone in a public laundry room. she's the dumb ass bitch for doin that
Hah, stuff like that can be amazingly (and surprisingly) exciting to do, just remember there are other people on the receiving end for whom it's absolutely AWFUL (who knows, she might had planned to go to a wedding in those clothes that afternoon) so don't do this stuff regularly :P
LMFAO U R THE BEST!!!!!!!!!WWWOWWW!!!I really admire your bravery in a sick odd way. LMAO.
Yeah thats pretty disgusting, but I must be a freak too because I find it hilarious. There's my confession.
Poop jokes are not funny, it breaks the code of a practical joke, especially near a person or on their stuff.
rofls :L
you actually are the most disgusting person... Y would u do that!! Gawd I hope I never meet you
hahahahaha that is jokes!!!
Wow, your lack of caring and compassion for others is going to make you a great serial killer!
roflmao ur a god bro
SHAME!!!
kick ass i wish i thought of that..
ahahahahah thats amazing
EPIC!
kudos, very funny
wow! your evil, but it is a little funny. lol
LOL...so gross!
ROFLMAO
Amusing.... Do you experience aggitation, irretation? Feel uncontrollable sometimes. Here there is a great doc in chicago, i wud give you his number but i dont think i can here...

You do know you are SICK rite?
ASSwipe
You are a pig. You probably did this to to cover up the fact that you have a tiny penis, or was it already uncovered? I would say fuck yourself, but you can't. Sorry!
That's horrible, you disgusting fuck
Brilliant!
Nice effort
lol to the "Actually, I was thinking of doing that too. But I'm afraid they'll call the cops and they'll have my poop tested or something" comment.

But yea, that sounded pretty funny.. but thats where it ended heh.
Dude. John, is that you?
Epic win
disgusting is spelt disgusting.
EPIC!
>>Legendary

My thoughts exactly.
you get me hot, fill my mouth with your doodoo
What goes around comes around, dude. You have royally fucked up your karma. Beware.
to the person that was thinking of doing it too...

Your even more retarded than the guy that did this....

But i must say this was hilarious !
that is fucking disgusting, but hilarious
You need some therapy
LOOOL.
OH GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS.'
No, man, I love you. I seriously love you.
That is the greatest prank ever.
These Christian people scare me.
I think this is fucking hilarious. Ahhhhahaha. But, you should've saved your "dookie" for someone you know and hate, and want to get back at. hahahaaa owned.
thats not funny at all
OMG....IF THAT'S NOT THE NASTIEST, MOST TRIFE THING EVER....HOPE U BURN IN HELL 4 THAT!!!
omg!! thats amazing. im a heartless sadistic bastard for it. but i think this is the funniest thing iv read all year. i mean the girl made quite a sacrifice. a thing of clothes to entertain a whole internet population forever. id say its worth it. tho she may disagree
Reason #1 why I stay in the laundry room while doing my laundry.... sick fuck.
Oh wow, that is disgusting. I gotta admit I laughed, but still!
dusgusting but kinda funny
i don't actually know what to think. thats really grose, but i laughed.
That's messed up...
I would like to admit something: I have done something like this, not as disgusting, but basically the same. I will not name it but I just want you guys to know that I have done something similar. I think a round of applause is acceptable in this situation and I am very thankful I have made it past this point and put all this behind me. It was very tragic for me at the time because I have been caught and it was NOT fun I have been to jail for this and they have pressed charges on me. I am a 46 year old man and I currently live with my 87 year old mother. She if alive and breathing and I still to this day shit in her underwear so she think that she did it and she has to wash them again. I know this is mean but it brings joy to my boring life. I do not have a job for I am too lazy and I have to admit I'm not it good shape, so we are currently living on her retirement money and we're struggling with the bills and I sometimes SOMETIMES feel bad when I shit all over her underwear making her wash them again because she does so much around the house. I also fart in her face at night while she's sleeping and boy does that make me excited. I just love having a wiff of a good fart.
That is all....
-Richard
best thing i ever heard
Lmao
That's nasty.
I'd never even think of doing that XD
How do you do that to someone you sick fuck.
ewwwwwwwwwwww shame of you
Was it dried like beef jerkey?
lol
sick!
hahahahahah brilliant! what a champion.
you suck.
Stupid & immature: you picked a random person, then affected an entire floor.
hahahahaha
woooh; it was just near to hell plz jut fuck urself
haha thats fucking funny
Yeah, hilarious. Now what did Freud say about little boys with poo fetishes? Better run home to mommy weirdo.
wow... this is pretty hilarious...
but think of all of her clothes? The work she put in to get the money to buy the clothes. Now she's going to have to wear them.. They're probably all stained if it went through the dryer.
Be ashamed and ask for forgiveness
wow! You have serious mental issues...I suggest an immediate visit to your psychologist to have your meds upped!
I will admit, it's pretty funny, but to be frank this is the exact reason why I hate living in a college town. Immature idiots like you are everywhere.
So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and carve a smile on my face.
And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
some dumb ass did that at my college too. it's not funny. hope someone leaves u a little package in your sheets.
recycle re-use. I say throw another log on the fire.
oh i forgot to say, thats one hot shit!!!!
I thought that was hilarious, ok sick kinda, but omg......awesome! Anything else you've done since???????? Tell me more :)
thts fukn sick but hilarious ur a master ur mind is so kool the way it works
ha ha ha ha fished out the dookie ha ha ha
DUDE next you should put it in someones hair
lol.. funny but sick.. i would have killed you
you are a disgusting and fantastic person.
hahhhahaaah lol
LMFAO this made my day
LMAO! omg thanks for making my day. :D
ONLY white people would do some trif shit like this and think its funny ... this is serious cause for a ass beatin. if this story is true: seek professional help. next you'll be killing people and going back to crime to get peopls reactions you sick fuck
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THAT WAS EPIC
try wet plaster next time much funner
Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, way to go!
SO FUCKING SICK AND I WOULD BE SOOOOOO PISSED BUT ITS TTOOOO FUNNY TOO!!
fucking hilarious
i once pooped in a cup and put it in the bottum of my neighbors empty trash can!
LMFAO!
what the fuck mate.
what is wrong with you.
well done, and more of the glof clapping :-)
... greatness ...
You should have put on a costume of a barbarian or samurai warrior and stomped around the shit damn place with a rubber cast of a human arm wobbling from outside of your asshole.
I hope that comes back to haunt you, you stupid idiot asshole. I wish you to live in eternal poop
That is so sexy.
AHAHAHHHAAHAHHA!
nice one.
-a girl
That is the funnyist shit i heard all day
i love shit jokes and pranks
That is F**king AWESOME !!! I LOVE IT !!!

wtg dude :))
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Next time don't waste you WASTE on a stranger.
Make it meaningful...ie; someone you don't like;mean boss; ex wife; ex girlfriend; FUNNY ....I once poured a whole bunch of bleach into some guys clothes at the laundromat that took my machine. F*cking BEANER!!
So....

...how many prostitutes have you killed now?
omg thats so funny i mean you only get to live once
right
I've heard this one before. It was an urban legend LIE the first time I heard it and certainly this time is no different. LIE LIE LIE LIE. Congrats on being one of the most popular. Must feel good to have got there with a bullshit story that you put ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT INTO. It's a testament to the drooling retards that visit this site.
lol I hope this is true
hahahahahaha....i can't stop laughing at that story!!
i do the same thing. we should get married and have a poop wedding.
lol
wow you're a bitch...i hope something much worse happens to you :)
So fucking funny....!
sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
omg xD Your treasure
ewwww but funny haha
its fucking hilarious. dont be ashamed
thats fucking funny if i knew u i would have done it with u
Okay, Funny, But VERY Discusting!
HAHAHHAHAHA you are awesome, definately awesome.
Wow you're an idiot. You must be really ugly and never get laid which is why you have so much time on your hands.
wow, what college accepted you?
I lol'd so hard.
yea i now its sick an all that but a thought it was relly funni lmao
"Actually, I was thinking of doing that too. But I'm afraid they'll call the cops and they'll have my poop tested or something"

Take your dog for a walk. Or a friend's dog for that matter. Or just walk around a nearby dogpark.
oh that's so mean! and it was just a random victim too :(
lol.......... very disgusting. but i can see the funny side.
that is pertty funny but maybe you took it to far
lol. that is funny...
Oh Cock! Wowzerz Dood! You are so freaking Awesome! I want to party with your ballsack!
Pathetic
it's not terrible because it's disgusting, it's just not funny at all. i also dont understand all the girls here saying "and gueessss what....ima gurl!"
congratulations, you're lame!
you should die in a fire
epic
ewww what the fuck man?
thats disgusting
wow, and to think you could have been studying.
That would be so horrible if that happened to me, but so funny if I did it to someone else... LUV IT!!!
Good for you ! PROVE YOUR ALIVE
Good for you ! PROVE YOUR ALIVE
ew
lol ............... this r things u can have fun before u die ...
fucking hilarious
lmfaoooooo that is hillarious...but
thats gross.
I laughed my fucking ass of at that
i hope someone reads my comment theres alot here either condoning poop acts or hating. the person who did this is cool and was probably popular because i think it takes alot of confidence in ones self to put their poop out there in front of many ppl. this subliminal message is the kind of biochemical signal that could set this person apart as the alpha dog in the school. when the other kids smelled it im sure they loved the person who did it deeply even if they couldnt come to grips with it.
epic prank
what a retard~
LOL, but you are a git!

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