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Sent to a friend My wife and I discovered a large amount of Marijuana in our son's room. We confronted him about it and grounded him.I honestly don't see what's wrong with smoking pot now and then, but my wife has always put it up there with rape and murder. She insisted that we randomly drug test our son, which we have been doing for about six months now.
My job is to wake my son up early on 'test mornings' to collect his sample. My wife insists I watch him while he pees into this little plastic cup.
After one failed test, I decided enough is enough. Now, whenever my wife makes me go collect my son's urine, I simply wake him up and tell him he is getting tested and then go pee in the cup for him. My wife then has MY urine tested and later praises my son for staying clean.
Sadly, I feel no remorse for lying to my wife about this, only that my son is aware of the lies.
Rating:4.27
Comments
- lol, that is classic.
- marijuana it's bad... i know that...
- your enabling your son and his pot smoking. SHAME ON YOU
- good for you protect your child from a controlling person
- your wife sounds controlling and sanctimonious. I f i were your son i would still love you and look up to you. Dont feel bad at all i think youre great
- you will only have yourself to blame when your son can't move out cause he is a failure. Both of you are pussies who can't stand up to women. Good Job! Thanks for making men look good.
- it would be better if you where honest and talked to your wife; if she ever finds out about your deciet how will she trust you again? and you are teaching your son to lye and decieve.
- what a great role model!
- now that is father and son bonding
- Yeah, I think that your wife may be over-reacting a bit, but I also think that you are UNDER-reacting... my dad died from a drug overdose... and my sister failed college because she "smoked pot now and then"- do you seriosuly not realise the reason WHY drugs are illegal is because they can fuck you up?? I hope when your son is dead/injured/dropped out you can look your wife in the eye and tell her there's nothing wrong with doing drugs now and then.
- Way to get trust from your wife, buster! I dearly hope you get caught in the act one day. She,ll do something to you for this!
- thats terrible ur killing ur son in the long run
- lol tahts wicked cool. just make sure hes not dealing or skipping school to get high, then thats really bad.
- My mom was the same way!!!
- Good for you. Drug testing kids is wrong, its an invasion of privacy.
- Your a cool dad. *high five*
- wow. your son is a pothead, and you don't care. Your such a great role model.
- Shame... That's not love.
- lol nice.
- best dad award.
- that's wrong, you'll laugh now but what will happen when you can't pee in the cup for him when he's ion the police station....wat will happen when his life is messed up from stronger drugs, who will you blame? do you know people can die from taking to much weed? huh
- so wrong
- Wow ur a fun dad
- as long as he's not ditchin life for drugs let the boy have pot, its not like he's sticking a needle in his arm and besides now he'll trust you instead about harder stuff
- thats a good 1.
- pots not that bad, seems like your sticking up for your son. it's not like it's meth or anything.
- thats totally awesome of u man. right on
- stupid dad!! are you not concern about your son's future?? asshole! you western people
- stupid dad!! are you not concern about your son's future?? asshole! you western people
- You are truly a good father.
- best dad EVER
- LOL My grandma pees for me when I take ua's for jobs and stuff. . .LOL thanks for the favor!
