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Sent to a friend My wife is away on a business trip.I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work, I smoked a small bowl and took my door for a walk. I went through the park and adjoining school yard, around the entire neighborhood. I stopped to chat with a few neighbors and get a bag of chips at the corner 7-11.
I got home and settled in front of the TV and called for Conner (the dog). Conner did not come. I called a few more times and it finally hit me - I didn't bring him back home! I left home with him, and I was pretty sure he was with me up to the point that I went into the 7-11, at which point I vaguely recalled looping his leash on the bike rack outside.
In a panic, I ran outside and tripped right over him - he was laying down on the welcome mat at our front door.
I confess that at age 53, it is time for me to stop smoking weed.
Rating:4.33
Comments
- Weeeed is badd for you brain old man. Funny story though
- ha thats great funny
- Good one!
- could be worse could of lashed him to a parked car
- betch
- I'm just glad you didn't have sex with your dog like someone else on here.
- Smoking grass is OK, just stay home and watch TV when you do it.
- you smoked a small bowl bag of pop?
took your door for a walk? what are you brain dead? think up a better story next time you get drunk and decide to post crap. - never stop!!!!!!!!
- yeah stop smoking weed.you seem like a nice old man
- See what happens when a 53 year old man has been smoking pot for too long you spell pot as pop and you take your door for a walk. Maybe you should think about quitting it seems you've lost a few too many brain cells.
- lol
- Keep smoking it,it's perfectly healthy.
- That is so funny! hahaha
- dont ever stop smokin man....just try and be more responsible when ur high, im sure a sober person couldve done the same thing. i mean its not like it was ur grandma or somethin. if n e thing just cut back. smoke on buddy. peace out
- Hahahaha! You're never too old to smoke weed!
- hey the dog followed you home alls well that ends well i always say lol
- lol thats hilarious!
- LOL poor bloody dog
