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Sent to a friend I am always doing things that will make people wonder "what the fuck'For instance this morning at hockey I took a couple of ketchup packages and squirted them on some toilet paper in teh bathroom arena and didnt flush. The next person is going to wonder what the fuck is wrong with someone.
Whenever I am at someones house I move shit around when no-one is looking. I will take a vase and put it on top of a shelf or substitute all of the spoons with the knives. I always make a point of hiding someones remote control before I leave. ITs like a trademark.
Sometimes at work (I have access to all clients car keys) I will take a house key or locker key and grind down one of the tumbler edges on a grinder so it won't work in a lock or take the remote batteries out.
I have been having dreams lately that I wake up and everyone I know is standing over me with this "what the fuck is wrong with you look on their face holding keys and lists of stuff they can't find"
I can't help myself. Sometimes when driving home I laugh my fucking head off when picturing someone looking in a toilet or stuck out of their home or locker.
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Comments
- You are a turd, is what. And karma's gonna getcha, jokester. You are most certainly male, and under 20. lol
- start your own tv show about peoples reactions to stupid shit man id watch it !
- that would be a perfect intro to the show ppl standing around you as u describe roflmao
- nice work keep it up prank masta
- weak.
- Funny LMFAO
- It's actually kinda funny. Tape it and put it on youtube. Make sure to disguise yourself though.
