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Sent to a friend I once ran in to an old girl foreid who dumped me days before my junior prom. I was shattered. My friends weere going and at the time it appeared I was not. Months later Iran in to the dumper who was working at a McDonalds tending the register. I ordered a large Coke --- "with no lid"When she gave me the coke I poured it over her head. To say she was pissed would be an understatement.
As the coke was dripping down her face, back, chest, etc, I hm sure I had the look of delight on my chops. She muttered something and left her register.
The sweetest part of the story was I told the replacement cashier I sppilled my coke and she gave me a new one.
I felt a sense of vindication like I have never felt since.
Rating:2.33
Comments
- Wow, I can see why she dumped you, your such an asshole... you do realise she has the RIGHT to not like you, without you sulking and trying to get your petty revenge on her.
You must feel like such a "big man" for ruining her day. - LOL OWNED
- lol that is pretty funny
- I know this might have felt good but it is only temporary. You are a good person and I know you will put this behind you and go on to have a happy and healthy life.
- good job =)
- Okay! You're my new best friend! That was awesome
- sheeeessshhh... sucks to have a blast from the past.
