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Sent to a friend I got mad at my boyfriend for always talking about his dead wife. So I took the bottle thingy that her ashes were in and pleasured myself with it anal style. Thats not the worst part! While I was in the act I heard him unlocking the front door. I hurried and pulled the bottle from me and quickly put it back on the dresser. I totally thought I got away with it until later that night he went into the room and started cussing and yelling. He came out with the bottle in hand asking me where the cap and ashes were. I denied any knowledge of it. I rushed to check the bed for evidence but found nothing. Then I realized what happened. Her final resting place turned out to be in my ***. He did always tell me that I had reminded him of her and that he saw alot of her in me. I wonder if he will ever find out just how much of her really is in me. Bwa ha ha ha ha...Rating:3.73
Comments
- LOL holy shit that's good...and bad...sexy but weird
- What... were you on your head?? You're full of shit!
- That is the most evil thing i've ever heard.
- that is wrong beyond words
- you both have serious issues. he still loves his dead wife and your just filling in for her, and you cant stand the fact that you just filling in for his dead wife. go take a dump and take a load off your mind. then figure out where your non existence relationship is going. BTW... how do you not know you have a bottle cap and ashes up your anus? and who keeps a dead persons ashes in a bottle?
- your very messed up n will prolly go to hell
- THAT IS SO WRONG! .... BUT SO GOD DAMN FUNNY! seriously though, I hope he dumps your nasty ass!
- If that's true it's awesome
- that is trif oh my gah nasty dead human in your aSS crack sick
- roflllllllllllllllll!!!!!!! omg hahahahaHDSHAAHHA
YOU MAKE ME ROFL - you are crazy
- Surely this really happened... as you say bwa ha ha ha
- you are a sick fucking bitch.
i hope u rot in hell for disgracing someones
memory in such a disgusting way u pile
of trash. - Omg, that is disgusting. Also, I hate to admit, it's also just a little hilarious as well :D
- how the freak did you not feel it?
