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Sent to a friend So, like the other day I was totally walking down the hall with Jill my BFF and we were talking about my totally gorgeous BF. I love you Lance;) Anyways Jill told me about last weekend that I totally missed because I was at my G-ma\'s when they had a rockin dance party at Jena\'s (who by the way is a total beotch) but anyways they were at the party and started playing this really fun game called spin for seven minutes in heaven. You have to like spin the bottle and then whoever it lands on you have to go into the closet and makeout for like 7 minutes, even if its a girl! Well while they were playing this Jena spun and it landed on Lance. I think she totally planned it because she has always loved him and his hot body. So, like they went into the closet and to make a long story short, they made out for like longer than seven minutes :( I HATE HER. After I found out I was like totally buggin. Jena totally had to pay for this. So I decided that I would break into her house while she was sleeping and cut her bangs so that they looked really stupid, but my plan went wrong and she woke up and we had a struggle and I accidently poked her eye with the scissors and we had to go to the emergency room. I was so sad. I apologized and so did she for making out with lance so like we are totally like chill now. Soon I think we could be BFF\'s, sorry Jill.Rating:1.36
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- This is completely pathetic..i'm sorry.
- amazing
too bad the plan didnt go so well - wow you are like soooooooooooooooooooo totally stupid. CHA!
- Oh my god. I could actually feel my brain cells dying as I read that.
Like totally, whatever! - omg...could u be anymore annoying??? u use the world "like" as every other word! and it's the stupidest confession i have ever read in my life! grow the hell up!
- shut up!
- Ouch!
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- I woulda cut dat bitchez throat! Fuck dat HOE! I don't think U shoulda 4gave her!
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- So, Less than seven minutes is ok?
- total prep you are...wow id kill you..and she is a bitch..and your BOYFRIEND is a tool..lol
- LIKE! youre a total fucking psycho!... TOTALLY omg
- 1) I don't believe you withthe hair cutting and eye poking crap...
2) How old are you? 14?
3) She didn't steal your boyfriend... no one is stolen unless they want to be... - you should have stabbed her eyes out
- stop saying totally!
- are you insane? you broke into someones house because they made out this your boyfriend? You could (and probably should) have been arrested!
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She liked him, and it was for a bit more than 7 minutes. She didn't steal him, you should put more faith in your boyfriend.
